Well I am doing a post on the random, utter stupid question the blogger asks one while creating, editing a profile. Yeah summer vacation gives ample time to kill and Empty mind is God's playground, not devil's workshop.
Q: Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?
Digging old graves is only apt with psychopaths, FBI agents and Blogger. Never mind, the great Armstrong in the making fell off his bike at the age of 4 and his jaw collided jaw-on with a couple of boulders: 1 tooth down, 1 half-struck and whole jaw reconfigured. To cheer me up my mother pulled out the half struck tooth out (I was expecting some glue!), some much needed pep-talk and handed me some pennies to buy ice-cream. It was recommended given my medical condition.
Q: Radio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to?
I don’t know about all the birds, but once I listened to Channel 9 radio covering 2005 Ashes with a pigeon (McGrath) who was bitching all over the place about punter and that English Summer. After 2007 though he became saner!!! Going by the taste of ostriches I believe they don’t listen to radios, they might go for a TV! Parrots would definitely love talk show, especially The Devil’s advocate and Penguins some Jazz, Crows may be hard metal.
Q: If you drive on a parkway why don't they make the whole plane out of that?
Spare some thought for buoyancy duh! That archaic chap, Archimedes didn’t take on the world naked for nothing…Eureka god dammed!
Q: What did you dream when you ate a spider while sleeping?
Hah! That nightmare was all about our branch HOD and our FM uniting in holy matrimony. Both like a spider having tentacles clutching and bestowing all gifts (read troubles and unreal reforms) on my young shoulders with a wicked smile smacked right across.
Q: You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
When it/he/she sets off in its/his/her alien ship after an awkward piece of silence or when it decides to burn down the places nearby (Again Hollywood movies help little with stereotypes, not all aliens are bad are they Mummy?)
Q: The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?
Here is a thought, may be some princess would kiss me and we would live happily ever after! Nah all junk! I would gather the fellow frogs and harness their skill set, may be create a super-Frog
(This flick is still missing or has slipped under the radar in Hollywood) to overthrow the human race. Q: Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
well help yourself, some gadget on the late night shows boasting American characters with fine Hindi accents might help you out. What is that called Tele-bizarre is it?
Q: What's the earliest you've gotten up to watch cartoons and what did you see?
Six in the morning to see women in one-piece and two-piece doing what is supposed to be stretches and morning warm up exercise.
Q: Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?
No, I don’t think they would like a bicycle although they might actually need something like it to commute long distance. But nobody has time to invent given the fish currency is no longer legit with the latest recession and poor bail-out response to Fish bonds by US govt.
Q: If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?
By resetting my internal clocks to a year more than five.
Q: You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?
Hey I can give a try; hey Mr. Punny here is Mr. Ducky. Oh yeah! Mr. Ducky is growing and gaining, oh it is a Wolf! A tiger! Woooooooooooah!
Run punny, run for life....Q: You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
My Cell phone! Yeah I know, we are talking about Moon but what about Reliance kar lo duniya muthi mein? (The world in your hands) and now Bihar has been connected too.
Q: You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
Tihar jail, well the outside world has little interference with the activities inside. And you can escape the otherwise very intruding eyes of India media, Chinese “Hao-Hu- Ching-Chu- Chas” and still have all the access to necessary tools.
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Aspie Diaries (Hyperlink) : Dylan is pissed, for i didn't give him credit for "what he thinks is his work". Yeah, he is the source for some of the questions (i wanted to get all-in-one place, Curse Google for that), not in order to copy (Give one look to both the posts), but avoid the trouble of asking blogger to give one question after another. We in India are not very proud of our Broadband penetration are we? This ain't Canada pal !!
Well, at least you changed all of the answers...though some were changed less than others (wording only). *ahem* But you really should have given credit as 4 years ago this guy http://worldhead.blogspot.com/2005/09/questions-and-answers.html answered the same questions in the same order, odds are it's not a coincidence at all.
ReplyDeleteDon't act pissed man or shall I say, please don’t conform to the usual stereotype we put with the Canadians... Just give one honest look at the two posts and figure out for yourself, guess it is blatantly obvious… Yes, you are the source of the questions, as I Googled up for all the blogger profile questions in first place and your post came up in search results… And in retrospect, I don’t know how I forgot to give your post under credits… My sincere apologies… But beyond this all the insincere bragging and besmirching, very pedestrian… Blogger to Blogger: water under the bridge…
ReplyDeleteHow is ece as a branch in NITK?Are we forced to slog our butts off or is it a manageable course?
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